If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning, torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day... EB White
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Three bachelor Mallards telling photographer jokes
Three bachelor Mallards
Mallard A: "...So, did you hear the one about the photographer that couldn't get the special heron picture he was desperately hoping for? Seems the park's budget had been slashed, so while they still had a few Great Blues, unfortunately they were out of Greenbacks."
Mallard B: "Right, I know that nature photographer. He's the one I see every year hitch hiking south for the winter, because he can't afford to fly."
Mallard C: "By the way, did you know that all photographers have photographic memories? Unfortunately, most of their memory cards are full..."