Six word stories. What is yours?

I recently read about a six word story contest.  It is based on the classic short story Ernest Hemingway wrote, "For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

Here is my crack at a few short stories.... 

• Short cut. Easy street. Dead end.
• Heavy lift. Bad back. Long rest.
• Big gamble. Bad luck. Collection agency.
• Lucky duck meets luckier hunter. Roasted.
• Chestnuts meet an open fire. Toasted.
• Global climate change. I’m feeling hot.
• English major needed: must be parsimonious.
• Ugly model learning trade isn’t pretty.
• Weak leader meets strong opposition. Revolution!
• Who me worry? Unemployment really stinks.
• Hot start-up. Cold Economy. Fire sale.
• "Economic recovery", unemployed need not apply.
• Uninsured American has bad accident; homeless.
• Smart aleck meets bad ass.  Ouch!
• Trigger happy. Anger Issues.  Life sentence. 
• Smell gas? Got a light? Intensive Care.
• Big gambler with hot hand. Bingo!
• Beware of the unknown. What’s that?
• Eat, drink... be merry. What next?

Ideas for six word stories?  Post them in comments.